margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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