Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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