I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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