I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
