Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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