Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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