She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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