I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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