You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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