you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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