Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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