I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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