Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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