standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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