That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Come share oat with me in your robe
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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