Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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