i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
