I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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