Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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