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(651): View more from Minnesota

Nipple clamps can be ambiguous

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(845): View more from New York

i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius

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(231): View more from Michigan

we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers

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(404): View more from Georgia

Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again

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(714): View more from California

And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came

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