i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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