is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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