"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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