Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
