we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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