she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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