Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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