I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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