How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Sorry about my life...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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