Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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