you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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