ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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