and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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