is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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Oh Jesus.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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