She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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