Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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