More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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