you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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