So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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