hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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