I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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