the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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