he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
My penis needs a shock collar
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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