i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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