so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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