This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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