Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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