Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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