yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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