when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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