i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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