Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
North Korea, Best Korea!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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