i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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