She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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